‘Allow Us To Find the Crime and Turn the State Republican’ Demands Trump In Latest Anti-Georgia Rant

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FILE - In this Nov. 4, 2018, file photo, then-Georgia Republican gubernatorial candidate Brian Kemp, left, walks with President Donald Trump as Trump arrives for a rally in Macon , Ga. President Trump said Sunday, Nov. 29, 2020 he was “ashamed” for endorsing the Republican governor of Georgia after he lost in the state to Democrat Joe Biden. Trump said on Fox News that Gov. Brian Kemp has “done absolutely nothing” to question the state’s results.. (AP Photo/John Bazemore, File)

If only Sherlock Holmes were here. Think of it, friends, Holmes and Watson dealt with many a tortured soul, beset by dreadful odds and unjust circumstances, driven to their wits ends by the heinous and unfathomable. But none were in worst straits than poor Donald Trump, who simply knows that somewhere in Georgia, buried in the red clay, or under Scarlett O’Hara’s skirts, some damn place, is the answer to his torment — the truth about the crime that robbed him of what was rightfully his — and that nobody else can find the remotest clue of. And this is after counting the ballots three times.

I’m glad that this guy brought up the nuclear football because I’m tired of being the killjoy who always does. And apparently the search for Brad Raffensperger’s brother, who only exists as a fictional character in Trump’s mind, continues. You see why we need Sherlock Holmes?

Here’s the source of Trump’s latest CT.

You know what maybe we should do? You know how when the ball drops at Times Square at midnight on New Year’s Eve they do the big countdown? Let’s do a countdown to the minute when Trump is out of office. Noon on January 20. And we can all chant and do the countdown, nine, eight, seven, and then scream in unison, “You’re fired!” I don’t care if it’s cliche, it will be satisfying.

 

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3 Comments on "‘Allow Us To Find the Crime and Turn the State Republican’ Demands Trump In Latest Anti-Georgia Rant"

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Thomas
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Thomas

Where’s Iran’s seal team six? We’re waiting

moosetracks
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moosetracks

Trump couldnt care less about the GOP, if he would have run as a Dem and won it would be the same rhetoric. Its about him period. The end.

Allan
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Allan

Love the Countdown idea. That will go global, let’s all synchronise our watches..